My name's Half Moon. I can teleport to different dimensions with the right objects or locations. My old world was stupid, vapid and had no conflict whatsoever, so I left. I have no interest in relationships, so back off, ponies.
Being exposed to the filth that is Artecon and Leth, I am reminded why I don’t show up as often.
TOTALOO MOTHERFUCKERS~!
[Halfmoon teleports away with a device on her hoof. She presses a button and disappeares in a scattering of glowing lantern symbols]
Seeing someone’s attention seeking status.
That one black bitch that types lyk dis all da tym.
Some guy posting shit trying to get girls’ attention.
Your crush starts talking to you.
More attention seeking status’s.
Getting a friend request from a 10 year old girl that over edits their photos.
Then finally finding out your crush is in a relationship with some faggot.
Except it’s everypony in the rp.
(via fuckyeahlaughters)
![asksoarin:
archaedus:
…You know that Crater is cheating on you.
Right?
aaaa
FOREVER
ALONE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS WHY RELATIONSHIPS SUCK, BECAUSE PONIES CHEAT ON YOU AND SHIT. WHAT A LOSER HA HA HA HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSER LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSER HA HA HA HEY SOARIN I GUESS YOUR LOVE LIFE ISN’T…..
[Half Moon swiped shades over her eyes]
SOARIN!
AHAHAHAHAHA oh my god ha ha ha.](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu5pg95vyD1r4p3ypo1_250.jpg)
